2010
03.04
Futureshop 404: Tearing Apart the Fabric of the Universe

Future Shop 404: Tearing Apart the Fabric of the Universe

I have to say, I really do appreciate a good 404 page (”Page Not Found” messages that are usually lame, but are occasionally very awesome…) It turns a mild nuisance into an Easter egg: it’s like  uncovering a little bundle of buried treasure on your quest for the Contact page (or whatever has moved/is missing/etc.) It makes me happy to stumble across one of these gems, as I did during lunch, when I landed on this cute Future Shop error page.

So I looked up some classic and creative 404s, and while I can see how an imaginative Page Not Found could occasionally be the result of rogue programming, the best ones are creative, thought-provoking and on-message as a representation of a brand, whether personal or corporate (South Park’s “Son of a Bitch! Where’s My Page?” and the Future Shop 404 being good examples).

But I have to admit, I can’t think of 404s anymore without getting a mental image of a firetruck, thanks to the folks at Very Demotivational. In fact, the other day I saw a 405 firetruck in downtown Montreal, and I was relieved to know the fire that was called in had a +1 chance of being found.

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2010
02.21

You may have noticed my posts have dwindled to once a week as of late. Of course you noticed, it makes you angrier than a piechart missing recovered profits… Well, there is a reason for the cruel halving of my post time, and the reason is actually rather awesome: it’s First Person Digital.

Thatchers Abound

Frequent viewers of Stephen Colbert will likely be familiar will his concept of “lady balls,” or “Thatchers”, named after some dude who ran Britain for a while (thanks to Sophie for the link). Well, the folks over at the NFB and Studio XX are celebrating true-blue storytelling cojones by offering grants for six multimedia, new media and/or intermedia projects with budgets of $5-$25,000  helmed by brassy Quebec women. It doesn’t get much more awesome than that, if you ask me.

Boys Allowed

Despite the gyno-friendly concept, mixed gender teams are encouraged, and a preference appears to be given to work with a clear purpose (bonus points for socially conscious initiatives), innovative use of interactive technology and, above all, the desire and ability to craft narratives that make an impact.

Creating Content for Change

This afternoon First Person Digital held a wonderful online seminar with Erica Priggen of Free Range Studios, producers of such viral favourites as The Meatrix, The Story of Stuff and The Good Life. The talk was held online specifically to reduce her carbon footprint, which shows that “creativity with a conscious” is more than a tagline over at Free Range.

While her presentation raised many salient points (including one of the most succinct explanations of broadcast vs. narrowcast I’ve heard), my favourite part was where she outlined and defined the phases of a viral piece as: Message, Choir, Persuadables, Public. The first goal of a message-driven viral piece is to reach the choir, the people who preach that same message and have been waiting for the right summation in story form to share their values with their friends (the Persuadables). From there, the piece makes its way to the general public and develops a life of its own (which she admitted can occasionally be difficult to watch if the piece is politicized or torn apart, as Glenn Beck and other right-wing conservatives attempted with anti-American/consumerist accusations against The Story of Stuff).

Choose Your Own Adventure

It was a joy to hear Erica talk about modern myth-making and interactive storytelling, but an even greater joy to network with a room full of dynamic, energized media professionals from diverse backgrounds, all armed to the teeth with innovative and amazing ideas. I don’t know how the First Person Digital juries will narrow their selections down, based on some of the project snapshots I heard floating around today.

As you’ve probably guessed, I’m among those applying for a grant for a side project with a good friend and collaborator, which is why I’m down to posting once a week until March 1 (I know, it’s sad: but necessary). What does our project involve? Well, I’ll describe it more in detail over the next few weeks, but for now let’s say it’s a hyperdrama that combines live performance, multimedia (film, music and dance) and social media to tell the age-old story of boy meets girl (online); 10 years later, they meet for real…

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2010
02.15
Recovered Profits

Recovered Profits: Angry Comedy Gold

Well, the Angry Piechart takes the cake this iStock Comedy round, with 43% of the votes. Hope you all had a wonderful Valentine’s Day, preferably chock full of Recovered Profits, Cross-dressing Dads and Naked Astronauts.

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2010
02.11

The Slacker Sitebuilder

flavors.me : definitely not sponsored by the letter "u"

Fans of squares

I noticed dimitryz was having some fun playing around with a new beta product called flavors.me, so I had to jump in and see what it was all about. They provide a simple tool to “create an elegant website using personal content from around the internet.” I’m always intrigued by a product that sells itself on the notion of solving our fragmentation problems, so I tried it out and it made me think about the promise of consolidation in an increasingly micro-happy www.

Advantages

Over time, many of us have accumulated multiple social media accounts and while there have been free integration options for the average user to consolidate all this personal activity in one spot, they tended to be either:

  • Part of a more intense site-building platform (Wordpress/Drupal plug-ins, out-of-the-box solutions like Weebly, etc.) so if you don’t have the patience or energy to start or maintain a site: no consolidation for you!

Flavors.me advantage: Love Facebook? Can’t stop tweeting? Post lots of Flickr pics? Sell stuff on Etsy? Would friends keeping up with you get a serious case of Web 2.0 Whiplash? You’re all over the place, but you never set up Home (or you did, but you abandoned it for lack of time/motivation). Starting a blog or a site of your own is work (so is finding the right publishing option because there are so many out there it’s overwhelming). Pulling multiple microblogging and publishing tools together with flavours.me acts as a simple personal website that puts the micro stuff front and centre to tie everything in without tying you down to higher maintenance content updates. So if you’d rather tweet or update a status than create a page or a post, flavors.me may be home sweet home.

  • Part of a single social media tool (e.g. integrating your Twitter feed or blog on Facebook), useful to a certain extent, but the ultimate goal of the provider is to get people spending more time using their service (Facebook), not to promote your multiple channels on a level playing field. So if you want to do it properly, you’re cross-feeding as much as you can on all these individual channels. And, again, if you don’t have a website or blog of your own, these efforts still don’t achieve the cohesion you may want from a “Home.”

Flavors.me advantage: As an aggregator, flavors.me is out to promote consolidating all these other publishing/networking tools, so it’s not directly in competition with them for those functions (at least, not at this stage of their business plan). While Facebook and Twitter keep trying to find ways to get “stickier,” both for publishing and gathering information, flavors.me is more in competition with free sitebuilding tools, weighing in as the slacker’s sitebuilder: slap up a bio and choose your design options/services and forget about it… Instant, low maintenance dynamically-updated Home Page!

SEOtastic

And, of course there’s the added SEO value of yet another online page with your name in the page title, linking to all your online soap boxes, large and small, in one crawltastic sweet spot. Have multiple professional blogs? Multiple Twitter accounts? Artistic ventures? Flavors.me is a simple and effective way to help search engines connect those dots and produce a simple, interactive business card, with nary a post or widget in sight.

A Little ‘Me’s Time

For me, right now I would only add two services to my flavors.me account (which hardly seems worth it, right?) for my blog and my LinkedIn profile. That’s because I wouldn’t feed my Facebook statuses and pictures onto a publicly accessible page and I don’t want to give my theatre site the same prominence as my professional stuff. And while I concede I will eventually start a professional Twitter account, I’m still knee-deep in my content plan for this blog, so I’m not there yet. While the concept of a single lifestream may appeal in theory, in practice, users may use the service to consolidate various streams into separate hubs. The heaviest users of social media are creating streams for various projects, hobbies, professional services, alter egos, etc. So if I’m into hockey and publish a host of puck-in-net-related content across platforms, and my day job is as a graphic designer, so I publish about design stuff across multiple channels, too, I may want one flavors.me page for the hockey.me and one for the designer.me, and so on, ad nauseum for all the different ‘me’s for which I have time. Flavors.me offers a quick and easy way to brand your different projects, brands, businesses, artistic stuff, etc by reeling in all the related feeds in one spot. So flavors.me’s consolidation pitch of lifestreaming is good, but if you consolidate multiple streams, you’ll still end up with multiple “Homes” for your multiple online personalities.

What of this lifestreaming business, then?

Stream Trap

Stream Trap

The Singularity

Seeing as much of this technology promises to make us feel connected, not just with others, but collating the different elements of our own lives and personalities, many are trying to be “the one”: the site or service that brings it all together for you in that single grand narrative. However, there are plenty of career options and personality types we can think of for whom the lifestreaming concept (in its purest form) would not be appropriate (the extremely shy/reclusive: RIP J.D. Salinger, teachers at almost every level, lawmakers, etc.). There are also people for whom it’s possible, but ultimately the best use of channels, networks and streams always come back to identity, self-marketing, and comfort levels, and, well, to each their own. And all these digital platforms trying to sell us on connectedness from the net’s infancy to now has produced a fascinating zeitgeist of championing the network over the medium or the message.

The Stream Dream

Though there are some fervent social media butterflies out there testing the furthest limits of lifestreaming, most users intuitively understand that the point isn’t to get ALL of your life online, but to use these tools to achieve certain very specific goals. For most of us, that involves projecting one (or many) side(s) of our identities using one or more of these networking and publishing tools. So the question becomes, which sides to consolidate? If you’re like me, you’ve clearly delineated your private web life (for me that’s Facebook, but some people use Twitter, blogs, etc. for personal-only purposes) from your professional web life (LinkedIn, blogs, Twitter, etc.) and use social media in a way that maintains that separation. I don’t know very many people who can participate in lifestreaming in its purest form, nor do I think it is the best way for most of us to market ourselves.

Projecting Yourself

It’s one of the things I am wary of about services that encourage young people to blur the line between their professional and private selves with a single lifestream as they go through school and enter the job market. Not all of them think of shifting or changing this strategy over time. Sometimes maintaining lines with multiple streams is the best way to brand yourself and reach the right audience for each one. To borrow from corporate or business-speak, it’s kinda like horizontal v.s. vertical integration: if you’re vertically integrated (your interests, work, hobbies are all very inter-related), a single lifestream may work for you, but if you’re more horizontal or lateral like me (have a diversity of interests across what many see as disparate worlds, even if you don’t), multiple streams will likely suit you best.

Stream of Unconsciousness

For those who flinch at Facebook or turn away from Twitter, the idea of lifestreaming seems to be precisely what irks them about all the 2.0 noise out there. To these very particular luddites, each new 2.0 venture sounds more ludicrous than the last (here’s looking at you, Blippy!) and the casual throwing about of more and more microcontent and personal information is more plague than viral. For them, flavors.me will be just yet another blight on the net, tying in the flotsam and jetsam that they proudly proclaim not to care about. I actually meet a surprising number of my peers who feel this way, and I do understand an aversion to virtualizing your social self. Every now and then I go on a media diet in an effort to focus more on real-world face time. It can get overwhelming, and these services are designed to become as sticky as possible, to slowly encroach on your time more and more. But that’s how all media has always competed for our attention, so striking a balance between our media diets and our real lives is hardly a new phenomenon (though the interactive component certainly raises the addiction level).

flavors.me: not brought to you by the letter 'u'

flavors.me: not brought to you by the letter 'u'

I’d Like to Buy a Vowel

Unsurprisingly, my biggest issue with flavors.me is that they opted for the American spelling of flavour (thus forcing me to proof this post more than usual) and haven’t at least secured the domain and established a redirect for the British spelling. In an age where so many of these services drop one or more vowels altogether, maybe they should have gone with flavr or flava instead of putting all their eggs in a regional spelling basket.

Check it Out

If you want to play, too, go to http://flavors.me/, submit your email address and click on “notify me.” You’ll receive instructions on how to sign up (incidentally, this process isn’t very clear from their write-up, which makes it seem like the service is available by invitation-only). You can then set up a page in less than 5 minutes, whether you like the concept of lifestreaming or not.

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2010
01.31
Since both my loyal and fickle readers are now demanding a new post, and since my Vote for iStock Comedy post received the most hits of any page on my blog, I thought I’d give the people what they want and serialize iStock Comedy. At the end of every month, I will bring you three ridiculous stock photos for your viewing and voting pleasure. (You’re welcome.)
To recap:

Every now and then, you’ll perform a routine search for royalty-free images on iStockphoto.com and a little gem of WTF comedy gold springs up on your screen. I am certainly not the first to identify silly stock photos, but these will be my methods:

  1. You get to vote for your favourite! (Poll closes on February 13 at 11:59 PM, because I [heart] iStock Comedy this Valentine’s Day). Post your reasons/debate the virtues of your pick in the comments (or suggest your own contender, if you dare).
  2. Images that try too hard or are flagged as “silly” (e.g. people making stupid faces) are not considered.
  3. I purchase the images (where I can, though this installment had two pricey numbers) because stuff this awesome deserves to be freed of watermarks.

So without further ado, here are three of the strangest iStock photos I’ve seen since last time. Bear in mind that contributors want these images to be profitable and sell, why else would they be on iStock? So the greater the absurdity, and the less marketable the image, the funnier it is.

Recovered Profits

Recovered Profits

Name: Recovered Profits

iStock Photo Description: Piecharts are indicators of the profits or losses in businesses. The angry piechart represents the losses that suffocate us. The pawn [with a piechart piece under his arm] and the queen have recovered a part of the investment thanks to their ability and efficiency.

Downloads: 8

Select Keywords: Chess, Pie Chart, Businessman, Business, Blue

Why Vote For It:

  • Has the production values of an episode of Square One TV
  • Makes little sense without the description
  • Chess + Business + Pac-Man Nod + Statistics = Mixed Metaphor Win!
  • Infinite chessboard for super long chase sequence
  • Pawn looks awfully chuffed with himself
  • 2 Credits makes this an affordable iStock find

What’s Holding it Back:

  • Stakeholders unimpressed with stolen piechart piece’s impact on bottom line
  • Angry Piechart moves into bargaining stage of grief, proves better negotiator than chess pieces
Cross-dressing Dad

Cross-dressing Dad

Name: Cross-dressing Dad

iStock Photo Description: Family gets shock when they return from the shopping trip.

Downloads: 4

Select Keywords: Change, Guilt, Cross Dressing, Humor, Embarrassment, Sexual Activity, Surprise, Lifestyles, Family…

Why Vote For It:

  • Cartoonish pyramid of protected eyes
  • Dad rocking his look just a tad more than mum
  • Explains every awkward family dinner iStock photo
  • Clothes piled in the left corner suggests Dad’s normal attire reassuringly butch

What’s Holding it Back:

  • Conservative America
  • Shame
  • 20 Credits: That’s enough to make a cross-dressing dad want to burn his borrowed bra!

Naked Astronaut

Naked Astronaut

Name: Naked Astronaut

iStock Photo Description: Photo of an astronaut standing naked in a barren wasteland, covering himself with an American flag.

Downloads: 9

Select Keywords: Astronaut, Bonneville Salt Flats, Desert, Landscape, American Flag, Humor, Environment, Space Helmet …

Why Vote For It:

  • Two words: Naked Astronaut
  • All the pride of “I’ve conquered this for America!” meets all the shame of the standard-issue naked-for-school-assembly nightmare
  • Spaceman fighting losing battle against The Elements
  • Shiny, bulbous helmet
  • Intriguing combo of space/birthday suit
  • Oddity potentially spacey enough to lure Bowie back to the bi side

What’s Holding it Back:

  • 20 Credits: That’s 10 Angry Piecharts/Recovered Profits!
  • HAL
  • Modesty: let that freak flag fly, Mr. Astronaut!
  • Worse NASA hazing rituals to come


And that’s it! Vote now, and remember to check back on Valentine’s day to find out which iStock gem stole our hearts!

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2010
01.11

The fight for funding to superimpose the digital paradign onto print continues! Mitch Joel, of Montreal marketing agency Twist Image, unleashed this gem on his blog. This time the offenders are at Stanford, where they are mapping out communications between 18th century writers (presumably in a bid to convince Voltaire to join Twitter posthumously) using very pretty colours, delivering epic screensavers that still manage to bore your socks off.

The “dots” or “letters,” do move rather nicely through the lines or “communication channels,” and “principal investigator” is a pretty kick-ass title for Edelstein, I must say. 

Said the world, “wasn’t it content we crowned king?” Well, turning content into dots makes us focus on the really important thing, here: writers of the past had friends, apparently. And in some cases, they even had more than one. And hey, with Twitter rebranding their offering as Information Networking, perhaps we will stop caring about either the medium or the message, and start focusing on the network. At the very least, this Stanford venture has the kind of “enduring” appeal of such Facebook apps as Friend Wheel, billed as a “Wheely Good Friend Visualiser.”

Considering this got a green light, things are looking up for me to receive funding for my upcoming project, “Early Modern Marital Dynamics: It’s Complicated – The Tweeting of the Shrew” in which I plot the relationship statuses of major Jacobean and Elizabethan figures over time using a kind of Ur-Facebook made by carving out of the remains of Bebo.

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