When I searched on iStock for "email" and "silly," Bigfoot on a Laptop came up. How could I resist?

Every now and then a friend points me to some massive missive I wrote them ages ago and waxes nostalgic or ironic about its contents. It seems I’ve written some pretty epic emails, a few of them practically have LOTR-style soundtracks.

Most recently, I was served up a beast from 2005 wherein I let off a little post-MA job hunting steam with a silly list of faux employment priorities. Given where I am in my career now, I thought it was hilarious to read what 2005 Liesl was jokingly looking for in her first “real” job.

Excerpted below in order of importance:

1. Kitsch Value.
No joke, I actually just applied for a proofreading position for Harlequin romances. My interview preparation will consist solely of earmarking the words “bosom” and “shaft” in my thesaurus.

2. Vacation Time.
“How much vacation time will I get?” is the very first question I ask in an interview. Answer usually generates prolonged sulk and desire to move to Europe.

3. Location
Namely proximity of work place to bouncy castles and/or derelict warehouses. A busy gal’s gotta get firearm practice in somehow.

4. Sexual Harassment Policy
Preferably weak to non-existent.

5. Dress Code
Ultra-casual: if I can’t wear My Little Pony flannel PJs to work, I’m not interested. Also, crossing my fingers for “Naked Fridays” (see item 4 above.)

6. Free Indoor Parking
I may not own a car, and I can’t even drive, but I need underground parking for illegal solicitation, loitering and shady political dealings.

7. Flexibility
Management that won’t complain when I decide to upgrade my cubicle to a hot tub with built-in entertainment unit and mini-trampoline (also, if there’s space, a sliding desk).

8. Salary
I refuse to accept anything that is not paid to me in cash, in a brown paper bag.

9. Benefits
I refuse to accept benefits that do not fit in a brown paper bag.

10. Office Supplies
Infinite stock of company branded brown paper bags.

…and then I go on to bemoan the dehumanizing experience of unemployment and drift into an in-depth study of the idiosyncratic germophobia and karaoke obsession of my then-roommate in Toronto.

It’s neat that there’s this prolonged period during which emails to friends are the best chronicle of my life. But now with social media, I’m not doing as much of the one-to-one longform messages. There are plus and down sides to this I suppose, but regardless (and as the period between my last blog post and this would not-so-subtly suggest) I know that I need to get back to some more writing.

Oh, I never did get an interview at Harlequin, but thanks to Roget I still know plenty of synonyms for “bosom.”

A Web of One’s Own

But what’s really neat about the movement, is that participants pledge to honour a woman they admire (in blog posts, tweets, etc.) for achievements in science and/or technology in celebration of Ada’s life and work. They can then submit their hommage to the findingada.com database and entries are catalogued and mapped out, all in an effort to spotlight the oft-downplayed contributions of women in these fields.

The Geeks Shall Inherit the Earth

Tanya McGinnity: Moshpit Philosopher and Community-builder

For my tribute, I picked local champion Tanya McGinnity, founder of the Montreal chapter of the Girl Geek Dinners (find a group near you: there are 60 worldwide and counting…) Not only because she’s a project manager in tech circles that I admire, but because she uses her considerable community-building experience to bring bright, talented and geeky women together to share knowledge and make connections.

“Definitely Does Compute”

I’ve only been going to the Girl Geek Dinners (GGD) since November, and I can’t believe how much I have learned or how many engaged and amazing people I’ve met through the events in such a relatively short time (Interactive Storytelling in Video Games! WordPress Tutorial!) As the only woman in my web firm for nearly two years, it’s been a treat to meet so very many other tech-friendly lasses (and a few lads, too). In fact, some of the events draw close to a hundred people (where do they all come from?)  I always leave feeling enriched and inspired (so I was rather bummed that I missed this week’s instalment), and that’s no accident…

A Lil’ Punk in the Trunk

It takes real commitment, drive and Thatchers to put on events this successful, draw the right speakers and reach out to build an audience, and Tanya does it because she is clearly passionate about building a better network for women in the tech community. As she says on her blog:

I come out of the punk rock scene and believe that when people fall down in the moshpit, you pick them up and help them out. I believe that you can do it yourself, without the help of a big label backing you up. I believe that we are all need to share and collaborate in order to truly be fulfilled.

She works hard to make Montreal a more hospitable place for girl geeks, and it’s Tanya’s plucky moshpit philosophy that makes me (and doubtless many others) feel like we’re not at it alone, that there’s a tangible community behind us. That sugar and spice might just be the sweet smell of success in the digital age.

Math Isn’t Hard

Tanya has exciting plans to reach out even further, to inspire school-aged girls to take another look at careers in web, gaming, engineering and other geeky fields.You can follow her on Twitter or join the MTL Girl Geek Dinner group on Facebook.

I for one can’t wait to see what she has in store next, for April’s GGD and for the group as a whole.

Fans of squares

I noticed dimitryz was having some fun playing around with a new beta product called flavors.me, so I had to jump in and see what it was all about. They provide a simple tool to “create an elegant website using personal content from around the internet.” I’m always intrigued by a product that sells itself on the notion of solving our fragmentation problems, so I tried it out and it made me think about the promise of consolidation in an increasingly micro-happy www.

Advantages

Over time, many of us have accumulated multiple social media accounts and while there have been free integration options for the average user to consolidate all this personal activity in one spot, they tended to be either:

• Part of a more intense site-building platform (WordPress/Drupal plug-ins, out-of-the-box solutions like Weebly, etc.) so if you don’t have the patience or energy to start or maintain a site: no consolidation for you!

Flavors.me advantage: Love Facebook? Can’t stop tweeting? Post lots of Flickr pics? Sell stuff on Etsy? Would friends keeping up with you get a serious case of Web 2.0 Whiplash? You’re all over the place, but you never set up Home (or you did, but you abandoned it for lack of time/motivation). Starting a blog or a site of your own is work (so is finding the right publishing option because there are so many out there it’s overwhelming). Pulling multiple microblogging and publishing tools together with flavours.me acts as a simple personal website that puts the micro stuff front and centre to tie everything in without tying you down to higher maintenance content updates. So if you’d rather tweet or update a status than create a page or a post, flavors.me may be home sweet home.

• Part of a single social media tool (e.g. integrating your Twitter feed or blog on Facebook), useful to a certain extent, but the ultimate goal of the provider is to get people spending more time using their service (Facebook), not to promote your multiple channels on a level playing field. So if you want to do it properly, you’re cross-feeding as much as you can on all these individual channels. And, again, if you don’t have a website or blog of your own, these efforts still don’t achieve the cohesion you may want from a “Home.”

Flavors.me advantage: As an aggregator, flavors.me is out to promote consolidating all these other publishing/networking tools, so it’s not directly in competition with them for those functions (at least, not at this stage of their business plan). While Facebook and Twitter keep trying to find ways to get “stickier,” both for publishing and gathering information, flavors.me is more in competition with free sitebuilding tools, weighing in as the slacker’s sitebuilder: slap up a bio and choose your design options/services and forget about it… Instant, low maintenance dynamically-updated Home Page!

SEOtastic

And, of course there’s the added SEO value of yet another online page with your name in the page title, linking to all your online soap boxes, large and small, in one crawltastic sweet spot. Have multiple professional blogs? Multiple Twitter accounts? Artistic ventures? Flavors.me is a simple and effective way to help search engines connect those dots and produce a simple, interactive business card, with nary a post or widget in sight.

A Little ‘Me’s Time

For me, right now I would only add two services to my flavors.me account (which hardly seems worth it, right?) for my blog and my LinkedIn profile. That’s because I wouldn’t feed my Facebook statuses and pictures onto a publicly accessible page and I don’t want to give my theatre site the same prominence as my professional stuff. And while I concede I will eventually start a professional Twitter account, I’m still knee-deep in my content plan for this blog, so I’m not there yet. While the concept of a single lifestream may appeal in theory, in practice, users may use the service to consolidate various streams into separate hubs. The heaviest users of social media are creating streams for various projects, hobbies, professional services, alter egos, etc. So if I’m into hockey and publish a host of puck-in-net-related content across platforms, and my day job is as a graphic designer, so I publish about design stuff across multiple channels, too, I may want one flavors.me page for the hockey.me and one for the designer.me, and so on, ad nauseum for all the different ‘me’s for which I have time. Flavors.me offers a quick and easy way to brand your different projects, brands, businesses, artistic stuff, etc by reeling in all the related feeds in one spot. So flavors.me‘s consolidation pitch of lifestreaming is good, but if you consolidate multiple streams, you’ll still end up with multiple “Homes” for your multiple online personalities.

What of this lifestreaming business, then?

Stream Trap

The Singularity

Seeing as much of this technology promises to make us feel connected, not just with others, but collating the different elements of our own lives and personalities, many are trying to be “the one”: the site or service that brings it all together for you in that single grand narrative. However, there are plenty of career options and personality types we can think of for whom the lifestreaming concept (in its purest form) would not be appropriate (the extremely shy/reclusive: RIP J.D. Salinger, teachers at almost every level, lawmakers, etc.). There are also people for whom it’s possible, but ultimately the best use of channels, networks and streams always come back to identity, self-marketing, and comfort levels, and, well, to each their own. And all these digital platforms trying to sell us on connectedness from the net’s infancy to now has produced a fascinating zeitgeist of championing the network over the medium or the message.

The Stream Dream

Though there are some fervent social media butterflies out there testing the furthest limits of lifestreaming, most users intuitively understand that the point isn’t to get ALL of your life online, but to use these tools to achieve certain very specific goals. For most of us, that involves projecting one (or many) side(s) of our identities using one or more of these networking and publishing tools. So the question becomes, which sides to consolidate? If you’re like me, you’ve clearly delineated your private web life (for me that’s Facebook, but some people use Twitter, blogs, etc. for personal-only purposes) from your professional web life (LinkedIn, blogs, Twitter, etc.) and use social media in a way that maintains that separation. I don’t know very many people who can participate in lifestreaming in its purest form, nor do I think it is the best way for most of us to market ourselves.

Projecting Yourself

It’s one of the things I am wary of about services that encourage young people to blur the line between their professional and private selves with a single lifestream as they go through school and enter the job market. Not all of them think of shifting or changing this strategy over time. Sometimes maintaining lines with multiple streams is the best way to brand yourself and reach the right audience for each one. To borrow from corporate or business-speak, it’s kinda like horizontal v.s. vertical integration: if you’re vertically integrated (your interests, work, hobbies are all very inter-related), a single lifestream may work for you, but if you’re more horizontal or lateral like me (have a diversity of interests across what many see as disparate worlds, even if you don’t), multiple streams will likely suit you best.

Stream of Unconsciousness

For those who flinch at Facebook or turn away from Twitter, the idea of lifestreaming seems to be precisely what irks them about all the 2.0 noise out there. To these very particular luddites, each new 2.0 venture sounds more ludicrous than the last (here’s looking at you, Blippy!) and the casual throwing about of more and more microcontent and personal information is more plague than viral. For them, flavors.me will be just yet another blight on the net, tying in the flotsam and jetsam that they proudly proclaim not to care about. I actually meet a surprising number of my peers who feel this way, and I do understand an aversion to virtualizing your social self. Every now and then I go on a media diet in an effort to focus more on real-world face time. It can get overwhelming, and these services are designed to become as sticky as possible, to slowly encroach on your time more and more. But that’s how all media has always competed for our attention, so striking a balance between our media diets and our real lives is hardly a new phenomenon (though the interactive component certainly raises the addiction level).

flavors.me: not brought to you by the letter 'u'

I’d Like to Buy a Vowel

Unsurprisingly, my biggest issue with flavors.me is that they opted for the American spelling of flavour (thus forcing me to proof this post more than usual) and haven’t at least secured the domain and established a redirect for the British spelling. In an age where so many of these services drop one or more vowels altogether, maybe they should have gone with flavr or flava instead of putting all their eggs in a regional spelling basket.

Check it Out

If you want to play, too, go to http://flavors.me/, submit your email address and click on “notify me.” You’ll receive instructions on how to sign up (incidentally, this process isn’t very clear from their write-up, which makes it seem like the service is available by invitation-only). You can then set up a page in less than 5 minutes, whether you like the concept of lifestreaming or not.

As I twiddled my thumbs in a seat by the gate and slowly dozed off into my bundled-up down jacket, it occurred to me that the end of 2009 has brought about more cumulative net nostalgia than I’ve ever experienced.

The World Wide Wonder Years

XKCD's One-day Memorial Honouring Geocities

Holding hands and skipping down memory lane with the collective web unconscious started for me in October, with Yahoo shutting Geocities down, and the fitting xkcd tribute to the free site building and hosting service that so very many of my generation (myself included) used to launch a maiden voyage on the ol’ Information Superhighway.

Happy Birthday, Dear Internet!

Just three days later the last of a seemingly endless string of 40th anniversary landmarks for the internet was celebrated, with the microblogosphere all humming “Happy Birthday” and a lovely interview with Leonard Kleinrock on CNN. In it, Kleinrock perpetuates a sweet bit of mythopoeia that magically transforms the first word sent via network from the rather mundane “log” to “lo” (of “…and behold” fame.) He gets away with it because, as this hilarious classic CBC clip of the 80s/90s reminds us, “Internet” is pretty amazing.

Blasts from the UI Past

On the same day as Uranium Interactive posted this adorable flashback Christmas card (note to unilingual readers: it’s in French, but you will get it, and it’s well worth the click), The Onion releases the following video, a glorious piece of web jetsam that hyperlinked its way across the series of tubes at an astonishing rate (if my feeds are anything to go by…)

Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of ‘Friendster’ Civilization

Rest In Peace

Along with losing Geocities, a whole slew of sites became fodder for the Wayback machine in 2009. As sites have competed for online survival of the fittest, it’s amazing how much people get attached to a certain UI or look & feel. There’s something so visceral about interactive media that takes nostalgia and resistance to change to a new level (just look at the complaints in your feed the next time Facebook tweaks its UI or rolls out a new feature).

Put on The Neverending Story and I’ll get misty eyed, but load up Super Mario 3 on a DS and there’s nothing like finding that first warp whistle… With online experiences, the stickiest sites of yesteryear hold such fond memories because the joys of using, frequenting and interacting with them are part of a slowly fragmenting and shifting experience: navigating a site in its native environment.

Boulevard of Broken Memes

Content is now broken down and cast adrift as digital flotsam on the high seas of blogs, social media, apps, aggregators, etc. The sites we interact with for hours on end are reducing to a core (Facebook, Twitter, Readers, News sites, Google, etc.), many of which are becoming “too big to fail” (but like AIG, it doesn’t guarantee they won’t be the next MySpace). And as they homogenize, the UI differences, quirks and design elements that distinguished older sites from one another are no longer as disparate. While the semantic web is still a while a way, I think the 3.0 shift will eventually have us remembering Web 2.0 more holistically than we recall individual 1.0 sites now.

Pining for the Adored

So what makes me nostalgic? Well, there are so many sites and software, and so little time to write. So I’ll save some of them for a new day. But for now, I’d have to say that hearing the ICQ foghorn or uh-oh! message alert takes me right back to the days when a shrill squeal from your modem was the happy sound of successfully launching a new mission in cyberspace…

I, for one, am glad that she turned out to be:

• An actual woman (there were many doubters)
• An actual former sex worker (again, many doubters)
• A doctor working for a worthwhile cause
• Proud of her accomplishments and of her past

Politics and emotions aside regarding who/what she is/was, it is a good thing for one of the medium’s great success stories to ring so true. I wish the stories of so many anonymous whistle blowers ended as happily for them, or allowed them as much (relative) freedom on when to step forward.